Should they ever start reaching the ground

Should they ever start reaching the ground,
there's no need to spend thousands of pounds,
in an under wired bra,
they'll be spectacular,
or just spend lots more time laying down

Sometimes museums are procedural

Sometimes museums are procedural,
galleries can be dull if you've seen it all,
there's a gap you can fill,
that would give folks a thrill,
guided tours round your front bump cathedral

Your boobs and your eyes and your face

Your boobs and your eyes and your face,
your shoulders your hips and your grace,
You may not think so,
but I bloody well know,
You're lovely all over the place.

I'm their number one fan as you know

I'm their number one fan as you know,
be they under your shirt or on show,
Its my worry well placed,
that they're going to waste.
Any chance of me having a go?

Jelly, ice cream, passing parcels

Jelly, ice cream, passing parcels,
trifles, of which I'm not partial
coz my favorite party,
is when you look tarty
and I play on your bouncy castles

Probabilities tend to be thorny

 Probabilities tend to be thorny
when the prospects could prove to be scrawny
Like Australian wickets,
winning lottery tickets,
or the chance of you coming home horny  

There was a young woman called Helen

There was a young woman called Helen,
who had more than her share of choice melons.
Almost everyday
you could hear the chaps say
I'll have a couple of what she is sellin'